Big families getting the global warming lecture

From their children's playmates?!!!!   The Theology of Dad writes:

I love it. It's been an theme around here recently. We've observed how those who have their 1 or 2 children, so as to heroically prevent over-population and excessive pollution, so as to enable mom to get out of the house, and so as to enable both mom and dad to get to Barbados each year, fall back on families like mine that (a) pollute, (b) have a mom who 'just' stays at home, and (c) have never been and perhaps will never be south of winter (i.e. Barbados or anywhere close to it). Their bored, neglected, and yet wealthy, kids come flying to houses like ours like iron filings to magnets. They come and share in our modest lunches of bologna sandwiches and Selections brand cookies - they are always welcome, seeing how I have all this extra money laying about anyway - and, then, sometimes treat us to something of what they've picked up from mom and dad about too many children leading to global warming or some such thing.